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october 2001

I have found the missing piece to the puzzle!!

 

 

september 16, 2001

I just finished a jigsaw puzzle I've been working on for a week and found out I lost one piece. I'm depressed. I am now an official loser.

 


When I was backpacking in the Wild West this summer, I used Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Pure Castile Soap for washing my clothes, dishes, my body and hair. His Magic Soaps—100% biodegradable—are so pure, composed of only essential oils and have many uses. Look for them in natural health food stores.
 

september 2001

I've come to the realization that I cannot live without mushrooms. I love them so much.

 

 

july 2001

I'm becoming paranoid. I think the right side of my body is turning too bulky because my right arm is becoming stronger than my left. I just purchased my first standard car, or "stick-shift", less than a month ago and it is developing my right arm muscles while my left is still lax and lazy since all it has to do is hold onto the steering wheel. But since my right arm is strengthened, my car doesn't stall nearly as often as it used to when I first started driving it. People don't ask me for a ride as often anymore. I am considered a "Last Resort". I warn them to brace themselves before we board my vehicle but perhaps I should stop doing that—I would definately make it a more adventurous experience for them.

 



 

november 2000

Last night was the first time anyone has asked me, "Do you wanna polka?" I polka'ed with this thin guy wearing a Hawaiian-like shirt for what seemed like forever before I got pooped out. It happened at Mercury Lounge on Houston and Essex. I went for an great concert featuring Moonlighters, and Brave Combo. Read all about it on my music page.

 



 

 

september 2000

Lately, I've been ice-skating a lot to strenghten my skill. This is me when I'm ice-skating.
Chelsea Piers has two ice rinks and daily 6-hour public skating sessions!! I have yet to check out Chelsea Piers' Sky Rink, just haven't gotten around to it.

 
 

I've also been swimming plenty and I'm getting really fast at that too. This is what I look like when I'm swimming.




 

my deepest thoughts

I wonder how many traditional Native Americans celebrate Thanksgiving...

Sometimes, I think to myself, Hey! What is Elvis Costello doing with that Burt Bacharach anyway!?

I hate fluorescent lights. I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeballs. Suck.. suck.. suck.. suck!!

 

 


 

my rantings and ravings

september 26, 2001

Star Trek Enterprise is even cheaper than Voyager! After just finishing watching the premiere, I ask myself, and to you, was the scene when the little Vulcan girl—you know the one with D-cup breasts, pouty lips, who wears that tight outfit—was was the scene really necessary in which she and that other officer were half naked in the dark chamber rubbing lotion on each other to "decontaminate" themselves? The action is great, the cinematography is great, too bad Enterprise just doesn't have any substance.

april 2001

I saw "Hannibal" twice this past season!! I also saw "Crouching Tiger" twice, and I loved both movies both times.

Many of you may have heard "Hannibal" was aweful, and you may have thought so yourself. Well I'll have you know this opinion was the result of "Silence of the Lambs" admirers who were hoping to see a movie similar to it. "Hannibal" is nothing like "Silence". Dr. Lecter was so classy in this Part Two. Yeah, yeah, he was a psycho because he ate people, but then again he really wasn't. In a way he was a very fair and very sane person. The movie almost made me cry at the end, both times! And Miss Starling is supposed to be a very pretty young woman. Julianne Moore is a far prettier woman than Jodie Foster, making Hannibal's attraction to Clarice more believable. This movie also made me lose my appetite for food, especially meat, for the rest of the day BOTH TIMES!!

july 2000

I don’t believe sex should be displayed gratuitously nor blatantly discussed on public television programs. It cheapens television sitcoms, such as Friends or anything else on NBC. Don’t get me wrong, pornography is fine. Smut is set aside from public television. If I want to watch sex, I would have to go to an adult shop or sign up for channel 69 on Cable. I want to choose whether I want to watch sex, not forced upon me on television programs. This is why Star Trek: Voyager is a disgrace to Star Trek. They lowered their standards and used sex to pull in ratings. Fools. As if they needed to. That Robert Beltran has enough sex appeal to pass around to every alien in the Delta Quadrant. To see some pictures of sexy Commander Chakotay, visit The Official Robert Beltran Site.

 



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